Egypt's Mummies

Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father: No. Why do you ask that? Son:Well, where did you get mummy then?

This is a clip about the numbers, it's funny and cute! It's worth watching.

On October 15^th the Teacher’s Day is celebrated, which is dedicated to the people who teach everybody a lot of things, and who is an example to us. So Ingles.Com pays tribute to these people and invites you to pay tribute to Marcia, Cláudia, Luana and Valéria (our teachers) too and leave your message on our notice board and the funniest messages will be posted here in the blog.

My Teacher

Thank you, my teacher, for being there

At times when skies were gray

Thank you, my teacher, for lending an ear

When I had things to say

You showered love on me lavishly

When no one seemed to care

You brought me joys untold

To fill my heart with moments of gold

I would have felt isolated and lonely

If you had not been there

I lack the words to let you know

How much you mean to me,

But I will profusely thank God for you

Until the Eternity.

- Maryam Mashhadi

Well, this is a very good clip and the letter is beautiful. The Climb - Miley Cyrus

Have you ever gone through a situation in which you'd like to say a proverb, but you didn't know how? Well cause of this, we created this section to help you. To start a very famous proverb here in Brazil.

Water dripping day by day wears the hardest rock away.

Água mole em pedra dura tanto bate até que fura.

Hello guys, now every Friday we'll post a trailer of a good movie for you, that is worth watching.The first movie which we are posting is 'My sister's keeper' or 'Uma prova de amor' (the name of this film here in Brazil).

It is a drama and tell us a history about a Anna, who sues her parents for medical emancipation when she is expected to donate a kidney to her sister Kate, who is dying from leukemia. Beautiful movie, just take care to don't cry.

On September 30^th we celebrate the Secretary’s Day, which is dedicated to these important people who always help us and are so patient, polite and funny.

So Ingles.Com pays tribute to these people and invites you to pay tribute to Marla and Priscilla (our secretaries) too and leave your message on our notice board and the funniest messages will be posted here in the blog.

Xoxo

This is a nice tip in video about the pronounce of "ED", that can help you to improve your English. Enjoy!

Only Five

Father: Have you taken your Math test, son?

Son: Taken already.

Father: Did you get them all right?

Son: Only five wrong.

Father: Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?

Son: Five.

Honesty

Teacher: What excuse have you got for being late?

John: (breathlessly) I ran so fast, teacher, that I didn't have time to think of one.

The Lie

Patient: Doctor, doctor, please help me. I can't stop telling lies.

Doctor: I don't believe you.

How Can I ?

Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that ?

Husband: How Can I? I don't even know her.

• Push - Empurrar

• Pasta - Massa (de comer)

• College - Faculdade

• Costume - Fantasia (roupa)

• Tax - Imposto

• Realize - Notar,perceber, dar-se conta

• Actually - Na verdade, de fato

• Cafeteria - Refeitório, bandejão

• Pretend - Fingir

Father's Day

Hey guys, Father's Day is gonna be celebrated this Sunday. One day that we can pay tribute to this important person in our lives, so enjoy this day with one of the most important people that God gave us as a gift. So Happy Father's Day.

Father's day

"How Much I Love You I Can't Say"

How much I love you I can't say:
It's more than words can hold.
You're all at once my rich, red clay,
My potter and my mold.

Yours the words that shaped my voice,
The spirit within mine.
Yours the will that shaped my choice,
My fortune, and my sign.

How lucky I was to have had you
At the core of me!
Wise and good, you always knew
Just what I could be.

And so I came to be someone
Whom I could be proud of.
For this I give my swollen sum
Of gratitude and love.

(Nicholas Gordon)

Do you know Justin ?

Justin Bieber

• Full Name: Justin Drew Bieber
• Born: Stratford,Ontario
• Birthday: March 1st 1994
• Favorite Color: Blue
• Favorite Foods: pepperoni and cheese pizza
• YouTube Channel Views: Over 9 Million
• Age when he finished 2nd in the Stratford Idol: 12
• Discovered By: Marketing Executive Scooter Braun
• Covers Usher: Ne-Yo and Stevie Wonder
• Influences: Craig David, Usher,Boyz II Men, Ne-yo,Chris Brown,Justin Timberlake, Elliott Yamin

Before he was famous

Curiosities about Justin

• Justin Bieber was born in Statford, Canada.
• He loves sour patch kids. His favorite ice-cream flavor is cotton candy.
• He has a sister named Jazmyn, a brother named Jaxon, a mom named Pattie.
• He thanks the big man himself, Jesus, in both of his CD's.
• He is honest.
• He has never lied in an interview, he takes whatever harsh comments are said about him.
• He said he would date a fan. He once said to Rihanna, "I heard your single", Rihanna said, "Yes", Justin then said, "So I'll pick you up at 7?", Rihanna replied, "No" because his manager was arrested, and in her opinion, it would be a bad influence on her career.
• He dedicates his dreams to all his fans, for believing him.
• He is very patient, he signs every autograph, stands in every picture, and does what he is told.
• He wears a dogtag that was given to him by a fan, the fan's brother was serving in Iraq, and he died, he wears the dogtag in honor of him.
• He broke his foot during a concert in London, England, but he still continued his concert, so he would not disapoint his fans.
• He loves girls that have energy, have a good smile, and are honest. He originally wrote the song, "Favorite Girl" toTaylor Swift.