Some Halloween Words

BLACK CAT - Gato Preto

SKELETON - Esqueleto

WITCH -  Bruxa

HAUNTED HOUSE - Casa Assombrada

GHOST - Fantasma

JACK- O - LANTERNS - Abóbora com luzes

PUMPKIN - Abóbora

TRICKS OR TREATS - Doces ou Travessuras

CANDY - Doce

SPIDER - Aranha

WEREWOLF - Lobisomem 

On an isolated road around midnight, in upstate NY, a man and his girlfriend are driving. Suddenly a car approaches them from behind. "Pull over!" he says. The man shrugs and turns on a dirt road. He gets out and talks to the man. "What is it, babe?" the girlfriend asks, but she gets no answer. She shrugged and continued to browse through the different radio stations. Then she heard a crash "Babe?" she said hesitantly. She ran out of the car and saw her boyfriend's head bouncing back and forth on the radio antennae. The back lights were smashed in. Screaming, she goes to get her cell phone out of the car. As soon as she opens the car door she hears, "No use. . . No one will answer you.

This is what happened to me on a party when I was 9. I had my 2 cousins, my best friend and my best friend’s brother over at my house. We all went into the basement to start playing around. Then, my younger cousin starts screaming. We ask him what he saw and he says, “How many people do we have?” We respond 5 and he starts to cry. He says “someone rushed past you’re friend” to me. I look at my friend and he looks terrified. He says he felt cold down there. “I didn't  I said. I and my friend go down. We hear strange noises from behind the storage room door. My friend who is 10 has the guts to open the door. As soon as he opened it he ran screaming “A ghost grabbed at me!” We all run up again. I stared in complete horror at my best friend’s face. He was smiling horribly, his eyebrows down like he was mad. I slap him, back to his senses. I see something; I don’t know what, like a figure run down to the basement. We all agree not to go down there again for the rest of the night.

Short Horror Stories

All of the trick or treaters avoided the house on Halloween hill. The owners were really scary and only ever came out at night. It started when a boy called Josh and his girlfriend were ghost-busting  Josh’s girlfriend dared him to go up to the house. So off he went up the hill. The owners had gone out for their midnight shopping. He went down the stairs to the basement and just as he got to the bottom, he heard the front door open. He hid in one of the boxes. He heard footsteps on the stairs. He opened the lid slightly and saw the woman open a fridge and take out a bottle of blood. She then went up the stairs and closed the door. He got out of the box he was hiding in and turned to look at it. To his horror there in front of him were two coffins. Before long he heard them again. Josh froze in shock. He had to hide but could not move. The door opened and in walked the owners. They saw Josh straight away. They grabbed him. He screamed. Josh was never seen again.

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Proverbs

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- Olá Derpina, você tem uma faca?

- Não, por que?

- Porque estou te dando sopa.

- Mas, não seria uma colher?

- É porque eu sou difícil!

- You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Você deve estar no lugar errado – o concurso Miss Universo é ali

- Are you a magnet? Cuz I’m attracted to you.

Você é um imã? Porque eu estou atraído por você.

- I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

Gostaria que você fosse DSL, para que eu pudesse ter acesso rápido.

- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Posso tirar uma foto sua, para que eu possa mostrar ao Papai Noel o que eu quero de Natal.

- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

Desculpa, você estava falando comigo? Ela: Não. Bem, então, por favor, comece.

 
- I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Eu sei que não tenho chance, mas só queria ouvir um anjo falar. 

- Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey, eu acabei de perceber, você se parece muito com minha próxima namorada. 

- Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Garota, é melhor que você tenha carteira de motorist, porque você está me deixando louco.

- Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful. 
Você é decoradora de interiores? Quando eu vi você a sala tornou-se bonita.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Se eu pudesse reorganizar o alfabeto, colocaria U e I juntos. 

(trocadilho "U"=You e "I" =Me,ficando respectivamente ,voce e eu). 

- Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart. 
Você pode me dar as direções? (Para onde?) Para o seu coração

Fake Cognates

Adept - perito, profundo conhecedor....adepto - follower, supporter

Bond – elo, vínculo, apólice....bonde - streetcar, trolley car

Collar - gola, colarinho, coleira....colar (noun) - necklace / (verb) - to glue

Dent - amasso, marca de batida....dente – tooth

Novel – romance....novela - soap opera

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When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours – in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

What Is A Dad?

A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again. A dad is someone who wants to keep you from making mistakes but instead lets you find your own way, even though his heart breaks in silence when you get hurt. A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, shines with pride when you succeed, and has faith in you even when you fail...

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