Only Five

Father: Have you taken your Math test, son?

Son: Taken already.

Father: Did you get them all right?

Son: Only five wrong.

Father: Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?

Son: Five.

Honesty

Teacher: What excuse have you got for being late?

John: (breathlessly) I ran so fast, teacher, that I didn't have time to think of one.

The Lie

Patient: Doctor, doctor, please help me. I can't stop telling lies.

Doctor: I don't believe you.

How Can I ?

Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that ?

Husband: How Can I? I don't even know her.

• Push - Empurrar

• Pasta - Massa (de comer)

• College - Faculdade

• Costume - Fantasia (roupa)

• Tax - Imposto

• Realize - Notar,perceber, dar-se conta

• Actually - Na verdade, de fato

• Cafeteria - Refeitório, bandejão

• Pretend - Fingir

Father's Day

Hey guys, Father's Day is gonna be celebrated this Sunday. One day that we can pay tribute to this important person in our lives, so enjoy this day with one of the most important people that God gave us as a gift. So Happy Father's Day.