Only Five
Father: Have you taken your Math test, son?
Son: Taken already.Father: Did you get them all right?
Son: Only five wrong.
Father: Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?
Son: Five.
Honesty
Teacher: What excuse have you got for being late?
John: (breathlessly) I ran so fast, teacher, that I didn't have time to think of one.
The Lie
Patient: Doctor, doctor, please help me. I can't stop telling lies.
Doctor: I don't believe you.
How Can I ?
Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that ?
Husband: How Can I? I don't even know her.
